Saturday 26 December 2009

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus



Things that are bad (good) about this film:

- Debbie Gibson and her cheeks
- a shark that jumps out of the water to eat a jet
- food colouring liquid cures
- interracial scientist love
- over-use of the same shots to 'set the scene'
- grainy stock footage
- amazing CGI
- sunset speeches covered in cheese
- flashwipes
- 'advanced underwater technology' (sonar noises)
- shark eats the Golden Gate Bridge
- 'I am against nukes, but if we make them kill each other that is okay i guess.'
- 'intersection' as a euphamism for fucking

My Soul in a Small Black Box