"Oh I'm just a simple girl from Wales where they didn't have the radio or TV or the internet and everything was in black and white and I just suddenly appeared with this amazing album but I'm really just a girl from Wales you know."
VS
"I've been in development for the last four years (which I've spent in London) during which time I've been put in with a series of songwriters and producers and stylists etcetera to come up with this 60s schtick. I was on the Welsh X Factor but have strangely forgotten to mention this in any of my promo pack. I have nothing to say for myself and have hired one of the most powerful publicists in the country to communicate this fact. I am the flatpacksoul Rachel Stevens."
